The Looney Bin: Taylor is The Coolest

My oldest son Taylor is the Awesomest person I know! I could hardly live without seeing him for an entier week:(. He is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo talented and is my favorite of alllllllllllllllllll of my wonderful kids.And isn't rude or narsististic at all. He is so nice all of the time, and is wonderful babysiter for me while I take Ju-jit-su on tuesdays and Thursdays. And the best part is , he wrote all of this entry or watever it is called. Maybe an update? o. It's a post. He also can't spell.

Our "looney"est quotes!

My parents water despenser was empty, so I got Kailey(2) water from the sink. She said,"Ewww, Gross. That's the kind we use to wash our hands!"
Hannah(6) told Tanner: You better be nice to pigs or they won't make you any bacon. 'Cause that's where bacon comes from- pigs make it.
Hunter's excited because Grandma bought us a kit to make a Ninja-bread house(gingerbread)
Taylor has a friend who doesn't have any cartrige in his nose(cartlige- not the same as our printer ink comes in)
Hunter told my sister he wants to be a ninja for Christmas. She said "You mean for Halloween." "No, I want to be Batman for Halloween. I'm going to be a ninja for Christmas!"
Terrified after a big storm, Taylor, then 2, explained how we had to hide in a closet because a big tomato was coming! (tornado)
Cub Scout Day Camp '05- When we picked Taylor up, Tanner (4 at the time) told him - "Don't go back tororrow, I heard at the end of the day they're going to give you a wart! I herd mom say there's going to be A Wart Ceremony!" (Awards)
As part of her life skills training for TaeKwonDo I ask Hannah (then 4): What is HONOR? Hannah: "On Who?" (Honor- ON HER)
Hunter (then 2) - "Here mommy, buger." Upon a close scentific examination of the unidenified obect I say "Hunter, I don't think this is a buger, where did you get it?" Hunter-"My nose!" - (Oh...& GROSS!)
Hannah(age 4 at the time)- "I'm sick- I think I have a diary!"
Hannah, now 6, said her thumb is her favorite food.
...More comes daily!