The Looney Bin: Away in a Manger

Friday, December 12, 2008

Our "looney"est quotes!

My parents water despenser was empty, so I got Kailey(2) water from the sink. She said,"Ewww, Gross. That's the kind we use to wash our hands!"
Hannah(6) told Tanner: You better be nice to pigs or they won't make you any bacon. 'Cause that's where bacon comes from- pigs make it.
Hunter's excited because Grandma bought us a kit to make a Ninja-bread house(gingerbread)
Taylor has a friend who doesn't have any cartrige in his nose(cartlige- not the same as our printer ink comes in)
Hunter told my sister he wants to be a ninja for Christmas. She said "You mean for Halloween." "No, I want to be Batman for Halloween. I'm going to be a ninja for Christmas!"
Terrified after a big storm, Taylor, then 2, explained how we had to hide in a closet because a big tomato was coming! (tornado)
Cub Scout Day Camp '05- When we picked Taylor up, Tanner (4 at the time) told him - "Don't go back tororrow, I heard at the end of the day they're going to give you a wart! I herd mom say there's going to be A Wart Ceremony!" (Awards)
As part of her life skills training for TaeKwonDo I ask Hannah (then 4): What is HONOR? Hannah: "On Who?" (Honor- ON HER)
Hunter (then 2) - "Here mommy, buger." Upon a close scentific examination of the unidenified obect I say "Hunter, I don't think this is a buger, where did you get it?" Hunter-"My nose!" - (Oh...& GROSS!)
Hannah(age 4 at the time)- "I'm sick- I think I have a diary!"
Hannah, now 6, said her thumb is her favorite food.
...More comes daily!